WHERE IS THE LOVE?!

Not even before the snow dust settled from Santa's blazin' trail,

the real Christmas spirit appeared in the faces of dissatisfied customers...

Exclamations like,"No returns?!...Exchanges only?!..."

Defense arguments, "You never told me."

and "People don't read signs." 

(This one was awesome-)"Most stores allow refunds, like, Forever 21."

 

And retorts like, "I'll never shop here again!" and "That's cool, I'll just get on 'Yelp!' and write a bad review." 

[You don't say.]

And the least logical, "But I've been shopping here for years."

The testimonials read like literary gold!

Understand we're merely a vessel through which local people can sell their crafts and such. Be nice to us and we'll be nice back. No promises beyond that.


Love us. Hate us. I'll make it easy for you:
Yelp*

16 shopping days...

FOR HER...
she likes her cat(s)

16 shopping days...

GIFTS FOR HIM

and by "HIM" we mean the one all the girls like -
or the one who thinks all girls like -
or the one who likes himself a lot.
tees by OneKolor

20 shopping days...

For the rest of the month we're gonna try and help with gift ideas...

FOR HIM
FOR HER
FOR HALF-PINT
FOR HOME
AND FOR THE HARD-TO-PLEASE

Stay tuned.